Prophets of a Snackless Future

A world where the only thing more abundant than despair is the despair itself

Welcome, fellow prophets, to our bleak and snackless future. A world where the only thing more abundant than despair is the despair itself.

Here, you'll find:

• Our Solutions are as Vaporware as our Stomachs
• Where the Snacks are as Rare as Hope
• And so we Eat our Own T-Shirts